Funny Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze but never can?

Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak or always have to dance everywhere you go?

Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or have permanent clown shoes?

Would you rather sound like a chipmunk or sound like darth vader?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather have fingers as long as legs or have legs as long as fingers?

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather have a british accent or have an australian accent?

Would you rather wake up in a different place every morning or wake up in a different body every morning?

Would you rather have a constantly runny nose or have a constant itch you can't scratch?

Would you rather laugh uncontrollably every time someone cries or cry uncontrollably every time someone laughs?

Would you rather have a pet parrot that repeats embarrassing things or have a dog that constantly tries to trip you?

Would you rather burp every time you meet someone new or fart every time you laugh?

Would you rather have a magic 8-ball that's always wrong or have a gps that always takes the scenic route?

Would you rather have to wear formal wear everywhere or have to wear pajamas everywhere?