Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

Would you rather have hiccups for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze but never can?

Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak or always have to dance everywhere you go?

Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or have permanent clown shoes?

Would you rather sound like a chipmunk or sound like darth vader?

Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?

Would you rather have fingers as long as legs or have legs as long as fingers?